• me: hey you're pretty cute
  • them: i'm straight
  • me: accept the fucking compliment breeder
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hellanne:

by Javier Andrés

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"As a doctor, let me tell you what self-love does:
It improves your hearing, your eyesight, lowers your blood pressure, increases pulmonary function, cardiac output, and helps wiring the musculature. So, if we had a rampant epidemic of self-love then our healthcare costs would go down dramatically. So, this isn’t just some little frou-frou new age notion, oh love yourself honey. This is hardcore science."

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Dr. Christiane Northrop

Hungry for Change

(via cultivate-solitude)

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(Waze) is a crowdsourcing traffic app, so it’ll tell you “in a half mile there’s a cop”. [x]

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swagbat:

Khal Drogo: “I nominate Viserys for the GOLDbucket challenge!!”

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mustbekarma:

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

This post is still getting hundreds of notes a day and I am going grocery shopping again.

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Benedict doing the ALS Bucket Challenge

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pgoob:

"two words…six letters…say it, and i’m yours…"

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chentheredonethat:

*sees new kpop group*

I don’t have time for this

*sees really hot member*

I have time for this

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sickpage:

Denis CrylovPresidio at dawn, 2012

sickpage:

Denis Crylov
Presidio at dawn, 2012

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